Engraved Slate Coaster — "Don't F**k Up My Table"
A genuinely useful coaster with a blunt reminder laser engraved into 100mm × 100mm natural slate stone. Choose from a list of pre-set wordings or supply your own custom text. A brilliant and slightly cheeky gift for any occasion.
Available as a Single Coaster or Set of 4. Pre-set wordings: Table, Bar, Shed, House, plus several more options at checkout — or choose Other (Personalised) for your own text. Each coaster has a cork base layer to protect furniture.
Made to order in our Lara, Victoria studio. 2–3 business day turnaround.
We ship Australia-wide via Australia Post. Most orders are dispatched within 2–3 business days of receiving your personalisation details.
- Standard shipping: 3–7 business days after dispatch
- Express shipping: 1–3 business days (extra cost at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on orders over $75
Because all our products are personalised to order, we're unable to accept returns unless there is a fault with the item. If something arrives damaged or the engraving is incorrect (our error), please contact us within 7 days and we'll make it right, no questions asked.
If you made an error in your personalisation details, get in touch as soon as possible — we'll do our best to accommodate changes before production begins.
