Funny Personalised Plant Marker Stakes
Bring some personality (and a bit of cheek) to your garden with our funny laser cut plant marker stakes. Available in clear acrylic or natural bamboo ply — each stake has a bold, funny message engraved into it. A brilliant gift for plant lovers and anyone who's ever killed a cactus.
Choose from pre-set sayings like Leaf me Alone, Wanna Root?, Dead, Nearly Dead, Water Me!, or request your own custom text. Available in Clear Acrylic and Natural Bamboo Ply finishes. Discounts available on bulk orders.
Made to order in our Lara, Victoria studio. 2–3 business day turnaround.
We ship Australia-wide via Australia Post. Most orders are dispatched within 2–3 business days of receiving your personalisation details.
- Standard shipping: 3–7 business days after dispatch
- Express shipping: 1–3 business days (extra cost at checkout)
- Free standard shipping on orders over $75
Because all our products are personalised to order, we're unable to accept returns unless there is a fault with the item. If something arrives damaged or the engraving is incorrect (our error), please contact us within 7 days and we'll make it right, no questions asked.
If you made an error in your personalisation details, get in touch as soon as possible — we'll do our best to accommodate changes before production begins.
